Lesson learned from a Wise Old Duffer: “Son, on average, the difference between me and Arnold Palmer is about a stroke a hole. And here I am, and there he is." --John Doherty, Former Caddie Glen Oak Country Club Glen Ellyn, Illinois

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Alison Whismore as "Marcia" Penelope Rivas as "Vicki"

Duncan Heath as "Art" Martin Burke as "Sauce" Alison Whismore as "Marcia" ("Yorky" illustration courtesy of Howard Schwartz)

Ross Turner as "Dean" Gregory Couch as "Paul" Martin Burke as "Sauce"

Alison Whismore as "Marcia" Penelope Rivas as "Vicki" Rachel Matsuoka (Understudy) Ross Turner as "Dean" Martin Burke as "Sauce" Gregory Couch as "Paul"

Penelope Rivas as "Vicki" Alison Whismore as "Marcia" Gregory Couch as "Paul" Ross Turner as "Dean"

Alison Whismore as "Marcia" Penelope Rivas as "Vicki"

Martin Burke as "Sauce" Ross Turner as "Dean" Gregory Couch as "Paul" ("Yorky" illustration courtesy of Howard Schwartz)